which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post
i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
How long does your ideal hug last
that’s really impractical
u said ideal, not realistic
In Colorado, snow during the month of May can lead to some weird things.
its snow fabric
when my parents complain about me
gosh being a princess is exhausting
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows