Anonymous Asked: Welp I started reading homestuck like I said earlier anD I can't stop I don't know if I should thank you or slap you or hug you but I cAN'T STOP NOW

Well, I suggest you do not slap me, rather slap the person closest to you. You can thank me. I don’t know about hugging. Just go get some popcorn and continue reading. If not popcorn, then some apple juice. 

magnezone:

i refuse to believe blastoise is shorter than me. the foundation of all my faith relies on knowing i’m not taller than fucking blastoise 

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dimadamn:

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

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Anonymous Asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

MY DOCTOR WANTS ME TO GAIN WEIGHT!! OAIHFIUF

But I’ve heard of it! You lose wait in like minutes! It’s really awesome!

Anonymous Asked: I started reading homestuck I'm at the beginning. Am I supposed to understand why he threw his cake out the window and everything i see goes in my sylladex and the clown- harlequins on the walls.. I'm new to this..

It’s normal, don’t worry. Well, it’s not normal and it’s weird and confusing and aosjkfnasofh. I don’t think you should bother understanding why he threw the cake out the window. Like who wouldn’t want to throw a cake out of a window?! Pff

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

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fatwink:

i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me

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