Well, I suggest you do not slap me, rather slap the person closest to you. You can thank me. I don’t know about hugging. Just go get some popcorn and continue reading. If not popcorn, then some apple juice.
i refuse to believe blastoise is shorter than me. the foundation of all my faith relies on knowing i’m not taller than fucking blastoise
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
i present to you
Tears are actually streaming my face right now.
MY DOCTOR WANTS ME TO GAIN WEIGHT!! OAIHFIUF
But I’ve heard of it! You lose wait in like minutes! It’s really awesome!
It’s normal, don’t worry. Well, it’s not normal and it’s weird and confusing and aosjkfnasofh. I don’t think you should bother understanding why he threw the cake out the window. Like who wouldn’t want to throw a cake out of a window?! Pff
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me