gf: babe come over
bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents
gf: im off my period
GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
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